Museveni horny minister bonks female mp in Kyankwazi, angers colleagues

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Museveni’s youthful Minister has broken a record after openly bonking a fellow legislator during the NRM retreat break at Kyankwazi.

Information reaching our desk indicates that the State Minister for Luwero Triangle, Denis Galabuzi Ssozi aka Gala took advantage of drunk colleagues and sneaked Hon Mirembe Lydia Daphin Mirembe (Woman MP Butambala) into the male VIIP wing (Dormitory) where he bonked her into tatters causing scrotal erection among elderly Ministers.

It is believed that the members had a drink-up that fateful night after concluding retreat business.

It is reported that one senior Minister from Teso was heard banging tables for what he called disrespect of the highest order after Sexy Mirembe wild screams disrupting sleeping legislatures.

Sex is strictly off the menu at Kyankwazi according to the rules governing the institute.
Both Gala and Mirembe are believed to be separately married which makes it an adultery case but a close friend of his revealed to us that Gala is almost snatching away Mirembe from her marital home.

The two are always spotted in different hideouts drinking into coma and sometimes bonking from his official vehicle.

By press time a section of NRM senior cadres were planning to report the matter to the office of the chairman who also doubles as President of Uganda.

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