Author: Cyclone Times Reporter

Museveni horny minister bonks female mp in Kyankwazi, angers colleagues

Museveni’s youthful Minister has broken a record after openly bonking a fellow legislator during the NRM retreat break at Kyankwazi. Information reaching our desk indicates that the State Minister for Luwero Triangle, Denis Galabuzi Ssozi aka Gala took advantage of drunk colleagues and sneaked Hon Mirembe Lydia Daphin Mirembe (Woman MP Butambala) into the male […]

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Police arrest four people for sabotaging gov’t programmes

Police in greater Masaka have arrested four men for sabotaging the Rural Electrification, a government program. Its believed that the four were arrested from malongo sub county in Lwengo district, after cutting wires from newly installed electricity transmission lines under the Rural electrification program. According to police, the suspects include Byansi Vincent, Kayondo David, Natukunda […]

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There are ten strategic bottlenecks affecting the transformation of Africa, President Museveni

President Museveni has in speech at the Africa Now Summit 2019 noted the ten strategic bottlenecks that are halting the transformation of Africa as a Continent. Among the bottlenecks that the president noted include, education and health. “By addressing the issues of education and health as well as the issue of the freedom of the […]

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International Sports
Man Utd loss to Arsenal ‘lowest’ moment, says Solskjaer

Manchester United’s run of nine straight away wins in all competitions was ended by Arsenal on Sunday. United’s first Premier League loss under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is the “lowest” moment since he took charge, the interim manager said. Solskjaer has turned the team’s form around since taking over in December, following the sacking of Jose […]

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Campus News
Makerere University main website, news portal down

It has been noticed that the main website for the oldest public university “Makerere University” shut down due to unknown reasons. Anonymous sources confirmed that this website keeps going offline and found prone of broken links. Pinging from a URL echos an error “This page isn’t working – HTTP ERROR 500”. It has been […]

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Sam Kutesa speaks out on Uganda/Rwanda situation

The ugandan minister in charge of foreign affairs, Sam Kutesa has slammed Rwanda officials over false allegations. It is noted that the Rwandan officials have publicly accused Uganda of hosting elements that fight their government, arresting, torturing and harassing of their citizen, a thing that has escalated misunderstanding between the two Nations. In an official […]

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International Sports
Ole Gunnar  breaks yet another historic record in Man Utd win over Palace

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer secures record eight straight away win, breaking Sir Alex Ferguson’s record of seven matches. United’s fine form under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer continued at Selhurst Park as Manchester United racked up their eighth consecutive away win in all competitions with a comprehensive 3-1 victory over Crystal Palace on Wednesday night. The Red Devils […]

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2018 UACE results out, UNEB withholds results for 91 candidates

The results of 91 candidate who sat 2018 Uganda advanced certificate of education (UACE) exams have been withheld by the examination body over issues of malpractices. Uganda national examination board (UNEB) executive secretary, Mr Dan Odongo on Thursday said the 91 candidates represent 0.09 percent of the total candidates who sat from 21 centres. “The […]

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Campus News
Kyambogo University sets dates for 2018/2019 private admissions
Kyambogo electoral commission to release shortlist for polling assistants today

The guild electoral commission Kyambogo University to release the shortlist of polling assistants today evening. The chairman EC Mr. Ojambo Shabil told this website that the commission received 1500 applications by the close of yesterday. The electoral commission set the pass mark at 60% and only those that scored 60 and above will be shortlisted. […]

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